Life After College: What to Expect

By Eric Totheroh

Saying that he was hoping the next stage of life would come with a more sophisticated set of eating habits, a local graduate confirmed that life after graduation will also contain copious amounts of ramen noodles. “I guess I was just expecting to have more time and money than I did as a student,” noted the graduate, whose current job only barely covers rent and student loans, and not the five-star meals he was expecting. “It’s not all bad. Sometimes I mix two different flavors of ramen together to shake things up.” At press time, the student was mixing together a package of beef ramen with a bowl of Easy Mac, in an attempt to “live a little.”